Jokes : I can do it better & a sweet revenge

An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance
of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.
The message for the B-52 crew was: - "Anything you can do, I can do better."
Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge.
The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level, however.
Perplexed, the fighter pilot asked:
- "So? What did you do?"
-"We just shut down two engines."


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A soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl
wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs
of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them
back with a note saying, "I regret to inform you that I cannot remember
which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others."

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