A joke about teeth

in Polish:

- Mamusiu, dzieci w szkole mówią, że mam długie zęby - Nie, nie,
- Jasiu. to nieprawda, tylko nie mów tyle bo mi podłoge rysujesz.

in English:

- Mum , My friends at school say , that i have long teeth
- No , no, Jas. Not true, but don't talk so much or you will
scratch my floor.

kamil93_1e_pl

a joke

- My father knew perfectly when his death would come, he knew the exact
month and day..
- How come did he know it? Was he seriously ill ?
- No, a judge had told him.

agnieszka93_Lusia_pl

Jasiu and herrings in chocolate

Jasiu comes to the shop and asks the shopkeeper:
-Do you have herrings in chocolate?
-No, we don`t.
On the next day Jasiu comes to the shop again:
-Do you have herrings in chocolate?
-No, we don`t.
Jasiu continues coming to the shop and asking the same question for a
week. The iritated shopkeeper orders the herrings in chocolate.
Jasiu comes to the shop again:
-Do you have herrings in chocolate?
-Yes, we do, answers the shopkeeper
- And who buys them?, asks Jasiu.

ola93_1e_pl

Jokes : I can do it better & a sweet revenge

An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance
of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.
The message for the B-52 crew was: - "Anything you can do, I can do better."
Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge.
The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level, however.
Perplexed, the fighter pilot asked:
- "So? What did you do?"
-"We just shut down two engines."


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A soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl
wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs
of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them
back with a note saying, "I regret to inform you that I cannot remember
which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others."

mateusz93_1e_pl

Do you like jokes about blondes ? Are they fair?

Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returned and said to a librarian at the counter:
- This book was very boring. It has too many characters and too many numbers. I would like to return it.
The librarian said to the other librarian:
- Here is the person who took our phone book!

monika93_1e_pl